We were watching Netflix (Eli Stone) a few weeks ago and I had been noticing a few ladies on the show and admiring their hair styles. A conversation ensued:
Me: (while we were watching) I’m thinking about cutting my hair.
Jeff: Aardvark! Armadillo!
Jeff: What’s our safe word?
Me: We don’t have a safe word! But I take it you want out of this conversation?
Jeff: (hitting pause on the TV, sensing that this was gonna be a real conversation) Okay, we can talk about this. Do you really want to cut your hair?
Me: Well, yeah. Not super short or anything – I want to keep my ponytail, but shorter. Like hers (pointing to a gal on the screen). Thoughts?
Jeff: Well, it’s your hair, so you can do what you want, but I really prefer it long.
Me: It’d still be long, just not as long.
Jeff: I like it long long. Like in that picture of us at Josh & Megan’s wedding. I like that.
Me: Okay, I’ll keep it really long.
Jeff: But I don’t care what color it is…
Me: Hey…Do we need a safe word?
He then turned the TV back on…
So now I’m thinking of dying my hair purple!